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A new Star Trek in 2017 – Oh boy!

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via A new Star Trek series will premiere in 2017 | The Verge. CBS targets the new $5.99 a month “CBS All Access” at the world’s Trekkies, Trekkers, Trek Fans, Tribbles, and Hobbits. One hopes their aim and technology is better than that of Lieutenant Worf and Security Officer Tasha Yar…

Geordie LaForge:  “Data, is my visor malfunctioning? What the heck are they shooting at?”

Mr. Data:  “I have yet to determine that. They appear to be looking in one direction, but pointing their phasers elsewhere.”

Geordie LaForge:  “Who taught Tasha how to shoot? She’s holding that phaser like an umbrella!”

Mr. Data:  “Yet, the beam is somehow deflected downward near Worf’s.”

It’s not as if there isn’t a huge backlog of Star Trek Media available if you look, but for something new you’ll have to subscribe to yet another streaming service!!